In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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