just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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