fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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