your thong is hanging out like whoa
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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