How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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