hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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