just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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