You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
my shit smells like andre
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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