i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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