Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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