Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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