So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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