Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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