Duck Duck Cougar?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
