Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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