Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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