and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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