I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
