"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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