You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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