kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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