Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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