Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Do I have a choice?
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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