But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You're a disaster
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