Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Damn victory sex feels great
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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