She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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