Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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