I think im going to throw up on grandma
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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