He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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