Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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