PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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