would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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