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(917): View more from New York City

I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike

(1-917): View more from New York City

this is mike. we're done.

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(406): View more from Montana

Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.

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(469): View more from Texas

Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?

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(434): View more from Virginia

i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand

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