Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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