But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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