who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i think my mom watched the whole time
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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