I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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