Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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