i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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