Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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