Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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