We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
