Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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