all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
