like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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