Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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