Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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