Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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