glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You don't make any sense
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