New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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