I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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