Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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