it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
