So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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