It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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